The Most Strong and Stable Blog Post:

Just in case you haven’t heard this phrase yet, let me add to the pile: STRONG AND STABLE. 

Indeed this phrase has been used by Theresa May and the Tories ever since they snapped up the idea for a snap election- both as an argument for why we should place our vote with them- and a mantra to try and put the nation in a trance. Presumably from how much they’re drilling it into our skulls.

But prepare to be astounded, as I, a 17 year old blogger writes history before your very eyes. For I will make the case for a ‘strong and stable’ Britain completely invalid, and destroy the main sound byte of the Conservatives leading into the June 8 election. Here goes:

Credit: Conservative Party

There can never truly be a strong and stable Britain, and the Conservstives are talking for nothing- all because of me, and my ability to balance. You see, so long as I can’t walk in a straight line- then there can never truly be a strong and STABLE Britain. For every time I have to use a disabled access line to guide me to where I need to be without meandering into a bush- a branch of credibility is pruned off Tory Tree.

It’s even gotten to the extent now that at a party, after spinning around a few times for a game- I think I had the most elegant walk in my entire life. So you see the extent of my problem, and so long as I have my wandering stride, and poor core strength, then there will never be a truly strong and stable Britain. Take that Theresa!

But it’s not all mocking I’ll do here today. After all, I think the Conservatives will have to work hard to recover from this blow. So in honour of strength and stability- I will now type the words Strong and Stable 100 times. After all, there’s nothing more strong, and there’s nothing more stable:

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Oh, and here’s a voucher number for a £100 iTunes voucher: G7GXYU2KSI987SW4I (it’s not, I just made that code up).

One thought on “The Most Strong and Stable Blog Post:

  1. keep calm and be full of sh***? tories are always so classic. not that im impressed with labour (too many sellouts) but everyones a joke these days.

    waiting for the “strong and…” t-shirts and mugs. made in britain! made strong– made stable!

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